The Butt Blog

🍑 Happy Hump Day! 🍑 The holidays are coming up fast, and honestly… isn’t it beautiful that after thousands of years of repression, judgment, and overly serious gift-giving traditions… we can finally freely a...

You asked. We listened.   This Black Friday… we’re unleashing the Double Cheeks Event — the best deal in Buttres...

🍑 Happy Hump Day! 🍑 What if I told you… the ideal shape for a pillow has been right behind us all along?   We naturally find comfort around butts.   They...

Hey there, Butt Lover — From Hugh Hefner to the average guy on the street — one truth remains universal: we all could use more butt in our lives. Not just any but...

The wait is over — fresh, beautiful butts have arrived and they look (and feel) as glorious as ever.   All colors. All models. All back in stock.   All soft, supportive, and naturally endorphin-producing. 🍑   To celebrate another su...

Happy Halloween! For 24 hours, you can be anything you dream of. Like someone who finally sleeps like royalty — cradled in soft, natural, endorphin-producing cheeks. 🍑 That’s t...

Happy Hallow-Hump Day! This Halloween, our beloved booty is dressing up as something truly terrifying… A flat, lifeless rectangle 😱 That’s right — The...

Happy Hump Day! Big news — we just launched our brand-new website! It’s smoother, faster, and easier on the eyes (just like our pillows 😏). Customer accounts aren’t live yet, but you can still shop, browse...

Happy Hump Day Let’s be honest — we’ve always wanted to be close to butts. We admire them. We cuddle them. Some of us… even dream of putting our face in one. And what’s the one thing we actually do put our...

Happy Hump Day! Butts are better. Better than melons. Better than rectangles. Better than almost anything in the world. It’s a truth so simple, it doesn’t need words—yet people forget. Or they overthink....