Your Dad Loves Butts. It's Math
Your Dad Loves Butts. It's Math

Happy Father's Hump Day!   We think that pretty much everyone in the world likes butts but we absolutely KNOW your Dad likes them. Because... well... it's math:   Your Dad + Butt = You(Not 100% sci...

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Experience the best of both worlds
Experience the best of both worlds

Happy Hump Day!   Can something be both stupid and genius? Can something be proper but savage af? In our opinion, those are the best things. The best of both worlds. Like the duality of our pill...

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Butts. Delivered to your face. Free
Butts. Delivered to your face. Free

Happy Hump Day! We have great big butts. But with great butts come great shipping costs and for a long time, we have been trying to get them to our butt lovers without breaking the bank. Today, we are excited to announce that we are able...

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Thanks for protecting our peace, happiness and Booty sleep
Thanks for protecting our peace, happiness and Booty sleep

Happy Memorial Hump Day! Here at The Buttress Pillow, we couldn't care less about what's politically correct... Obviously. We don't care what kind of pillow it is, where it's from, what color it is. As long as it's comfortable, functional and c...

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Sleep around and find out
Sleep around and find out

Happy Hump Day!   What a sight... to know that these pleasingly boxy boxes hold even more pleasingly bootylicious bootys. 1200 of them to be exact.   Our butt packers have worked hard since the start of the week to prepare ...

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Rest in Cheeks
Rest in Cheeks

Happy Hump Day!   So, they did it again. First it was the port of LA and now Philadelphia. They're inspecting our goods because the manifest couldn't possibly hold what it says it does. Pillows in the shape of butts...

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Cheesesteaks, freedom and butt pillows 🇺🇸
Cheesesteaks, freedom and butt pillows 🇺🇸

Happy Hump Day!   The Buttress Pillow started with humble beginnings. With a story, a butt lover and massive, massive balls. It definitely was not easy creating a brand new market for pillows in the shape of butts that you sleep on but J...

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Our biggest promotion yet!! (for a limited time)
Our biggest promotion yet!! (for a limited time)

Happy Hump Earth day!   A strange occurrence has occurred. The stars have aligned and the result is the absolute best deal on our most popular pillow, the OMG.   1. It is almost 4/20. Earth Day is one of our favorite unoffi...

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Butts are going international!
Butts are going international!

Happy Hump Day!   We have big news. The Buttress Pillow is moving out of sunny California, moving our warehouse to Pennsylvania and going international! The first stop is Japan, where we already do a lot of business. Jia, our foun...

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Why butts make us happy according to AI 🤖🍑
Why butts make us happy according to AI 🤖🍑

Happy Hump Day! Answer according to Open AI: 'The sight of buttocks can be aesthetically pleasing to some individuals. Our brains are wired to appreciate symmetry and certain proportions, and a well-shaped and toned buttocks can be visua...

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