The Butt Blog

The wait is over — fresh, beautiful butts have arrived and they look (and feel) as glorious as ever.   All colors. All models. All back in stock.   All soft, supportive, and naturally endorphin-producing. 🍑   To celebrate another su...

Happy Halloween! For 24 hours, you can be anything you dream of. Like someone who finally sleeps like royalty — cradled in soft, natural, endorphin-producing cheeks. 🍑 That’s t...

Happy Hallow-Hump Day! This Halloween, our beloved booty is dressing up as something truly terrifying… A flat, lifeless rectangle 😱 That’s right — The...

Happy Hump Day! Big news — we just launched our brand-new website! It’s smoother, faster, and easier on the eyes (just like our pillows 😏). Customer accounts aren’t live yet, but you can still shop, browse...

Happy Hump Day Let’s be honest — we’ve always wanted to be close to butts. We admire them. We cuddle them. Some of us… even dream of putting our face in one. And what’s the one thing we actually do put our...

Happy Hump Day! Butts are better. Better than melons. Better than rectangles. Better than almost anything in the world. It’s a truth so simple, it doesn’t need words—yet people forget. Or they overthink....

Happy Hump Day! Here’s the truth: I’m not a businessman. I never was. I’m just a guy who followed his one true passion. Not what made the most money. Not what I was “supposed” to do. Butts. That passion turned into ...

Happy Hump Day! Not boobs. Not feet. Not a million other things. We choose butts. Because it’s in our DNA. Across every culture, every species, every era of life — butts are universa...

Happy Hump Day! Every Labor Day we’re reminded of just how much we all work. Long hours, endless stress, and the daily grind—it’s a lot. But rest isn’t just a break, it’s a necessity. And if we’re workin...

Happy Hump Day! We don't half ass things. We full on ass things. When we made our pillows, we wanted to give people the best pillow in the world. That means the best comfort, best shape and best quality. While ...